Captain Prank Man and the Invasion of the Zombie Nerds

Once upon time there was an elementary school called Don't Get an Electric Shock on your Body.  After breaktime, something was odd with the children's teachers even the 6th grade teacher.  Their goggling eyes were rolling around.  They held their hands out straight and they walked slowly and they said, "Let's eat your juicy brains!"  The teachers had turned into Zombie Nerds, and they were wearing bow ties.  All the children screamed and ran (even the 6th graders).

The children ran to the principal and said, "Help!  The teacher Zombie Nerds just attacked our classrooms and ate up half a table of cupcakes."  The principal shouted, "Help!  Somebody save the other cupcakes!"

The principal shouted so loud it cracked up every body's ears (even the 6th graders.)  He yelled, 

"This looks like a job for Captain Prank Man!"   

Crash!  Captain Prank Man landed on the roof.  "Now, I'll teach those teacher Zombie Nerds a lesson" he said.  Then, Captain Prank Man stole all of the elastic pants in the world (even China) and he made a big pant elastic sword.  The battle began ....

Hiya!  Weee Yah!  Dooo doooo! Pow! Whack!

Captain Prank Man saved the school, but the principal had to hire new English teachers, Maths teachers, Spanish teachers and even a new 6th grade teacher.  He also had to hire a new principal.  He decided he was too old for the job.

Now for the massively funny ending ....

In every land of the world, even China, everybody had their their trousers falling down and they were wearing red polka dot underwear with yellow on the background on them, even the 6th graders.

The End!