Once upon a time, there was a school called Eat Crispy Burgers and Burp and Don't Say Pardon Me. There was a boy at the school named Jack. One day, Jack went on an internet site that he was not supposed to go on called www.gasattack.com. Suddenly, 900 plugs shot out of the computer and a devilish grin appeared on the screen. Oh no! It was the Electric Whatever Whatsoever! The Electric Whatever Whatsoever shot Jack with electric bullets.
Pyew, pyew, pyew, pyew!
The menacing computer shouted out madly, "My middle name may be Doofus. But, nobody will laugh at me when I take over the world!" Then everyone gathered around the Electric Whatever Whatsoever and shouted out
"Haaahaaaa Hee hee, Hoooo, Haaaaaa!"
Even the 6th graders joined in too. The menacing computer grew bigger and bigger. It made an army of single computers and tried to destroy all technology. Suddenly, at the army base near the shoe shop, a soldier told the chief, "A giant rubbish technology computer is about to take over a school. Send in the army and stuff!"
Do you want to know what happened to Jack? Well, at the last second when the Electric Whatever Whatsoever shot at him he dodged the bullets and called for
"Captain Prank Man!" but nothing happened.
He shouted again. "Captain Prank Man! Captain Prank Man!"
Jack heard a flush, and so he ran into one of the boys toilets and saw Captain Prank Man. He had come into the school through the sewer pipe, but nothing had happened to him. He was all clean. Captain Prank Man went outside and ran said, "Hey, I've got an idea."
Meanwhile, Jack ran to the principal and shouted, "Help! The Electric Whatever Whatsoever is attacking the school and shooting the regular computer that has the funny bunny video from Youtube."
The principal said, "Help! Somebody get the IT guy to save the funny bunny video."
With a cackle the Electric Whatever Whatsoever shouted "To the computer cave!" When Captain Prank Man went to the computer cave he dodged the bullets and used his metal cape to shield himself and shoot them back to the Electric Whatever Whatsoever.
Prank Power! Then, when the menacing computer had to go to the toilet, Captain prank man placed ketchup packets between the toilet seat and the toilet. When the Electronic Whatever Whatsoever sat down, the packets exploded everywhere. The ketchup fried the Electronic Whatever Whatsoever's circuits and it crashed to the ground.
Jack cheered for Captain Prank Man and shouted, "I am your biggest fan!"
Voila! We are done. The End.
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